Asian Guy ANGRY

ORIGINAL SHORT STORY TIME!!!!!!

Setting: Chinese restaurant; (grammar errors are on purpose)

Asian Guy: Oh yes, I have Asian noodle now. Wait. WHERE IS SOY SAUCE?
Waiter Guy: Sorry sir, I'll get that right away.
Asian Guy: U Bettar!
*GET SOY SAUCE*
Waiter Guy: Here you go mam- I mean sir.
Asian Guy: WAT U SEIY?
Waiter Guy: Nothing. Enjoy.
Asian Guy: U BETTERR WATCH YER BAK OR I GETT U!
Waiter Guy:.............
Asian Guy: YAH. I EAT NAOW...... WAIT. WAT EES THEES?
Waiter Guy: *Turns around* Hmm? Oh that's soy sauce.
Asian Guy: BUTT EETS THE KIKKOMAN KIND! TAKE BAKK. NAOW. THIS KAIND SUKKSS.
Waiter Guy: Why?
Asian Guy: BECUSS. MAGGI IS BETTAR!
Waiter Guy: Okay, I'll take it back .
Asian Guy: Y U TAKE MY RAMEN NOODLE?!!!
Waiter Guy: But you said-
Asian Guy: NO!
*world explodes*
THE END.

(If I get enough faves; If you like it, I'll make more stories, although writing is not my profession.)